I Had A Crappy Day...Literally

8.09.2012

Thursday, August 9

Warning: The majority of this post is about poop. Be ready. 
Yesterday something happened to me. 
Guys... I was at work minding my own business. The sun was shining, the customers were tipping, and all was great.
Until...
I was taking an order at a table adjacent to the bathroom. All of a sudden this old man came speeding out of the bathroom and ran out the door. This guy was old, he didn't even look like he could speed. This is where my trouble starts. Out of nowhere this wave of poop smell comes out of the bathroom and takes over the cafe. Problem guys. I was still taking the order of the people at table one, so I ask one of the other waitresses to check on the bathroom.
She comes out of the bathroom with a look of complete and utter horror.
There was poop everywhere! I'm not sure what kind of explosion happened to this old man, but it looked intense. And guess who has to clean those kind of messes up? The manager. And who might the manager be? Me. 
I'm not going to get into too much detail at this point. It's hard to relive it. 
All I'm saying is that I had a crappy day.
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17 comments:

Meagan Murtagh said...

um ok. we need to talk. this SAME this happened to me with my friend's mom. she's old too but like HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? im so scared to get old now. poop was literally all over the walls....shit!

tiff@thecoffeehouse said...

oh. my. gosh. I am trying not to laugh because this sounds absolutely horrible. seriously. I don't even get how something like that could happen.

I am hoping for a crap-free day for ya friend!

Bekuh Browning said...

Horrifying! I'm so sorry, like really deep in my core sorry. I really hope today is a better day.

Elisha(: said...

That's hilarious, yet horrifying. Ewh.

Amanda said...

Oh my goodness! That is seriously the worst thing that could happen! I am so sorry. I hope today is a trillion times better!

twiggy@thedirtlife said...

i'm spewing sympathy for you just like that old man spewed poo for you.

Felicia said...

Yuck! So sorry! In high school I worked at Noodles & Company and some guy did number 2 in the sink!! Our manager had to clean that up. It had to be on purpose, who does that? So gross, haha.

Shaylynn... I blahwg It's True. said...

I am just letting you know I don't want to read this.

but I will.

I'll be back.

Shaylynn... I blahwg It's True. said...

gross.

Treasure Tromp said...

I'm so sorry! And also sorry for cracking up. Because let's be honest - it is pretty funny :)

Anna said...

oh my GOSH seriously the same exact thing happen to me when I was a hostess in high school. It was so sad and scary!!

Leila said...

You had me at "literally." What an awful day, hahahaha. :( I worked as a manager of a resale store, and we used to find poop/used condoms/used pads in the clothes...and I would have to explain to the customer why we weren't going to purchase their clothes.

Yay for horrific job duties!

nishaantishu said...

Oh my goodness, that's the worst!

Heather Grace said...

oh my... that sounds, well, crappy. man.

Hima said...

I'm so sorry! That's just gross! I can't believe you had to clean it up :( Go treat yourself to something!
Oh and I LOVE that picture of you! You look exactly like that new Disney movie character, Brave, or something? I don't remember!

<3Himaa

Allie said...

omggg HAHAHAHAHAHAA i really really LOVE that this post is labeled "poop." reason #2358756 youre one of my fave blog friends.

Jessie said...

Been there. LOL I worked at an antique mall for years, happened often. Poor guy, imagine how embarrassed he must of been. But really horrible that you had to clean it up. :(