Really? Really world? I'm trying to run. Can't you support my healthy choices? Apparently you want me to get fat and I don't appreciate it.
I rolled my ankle again!
I know that doesn't sound all that bad but it is. Oh it is. See when I played soccer in high school I rolled my ankles pretty constantly. I was one of those really dumb people who would never let themselves heal and just jump back in. Now I'm paying for it. A couple years back a doctor told me that if I rolled my ankle again I would have to have surgery. Want to know what happened? I rolled it again... and again. What about the surgery, you ask? I'm avoiding it, like the plague.
I haven't really rolled my ankle in a couple years. Until now. Stupid ankle, why do we need them anyway? They're more of a liability. I just want to get back in shape and stop feeling like a fat lard butt!
End of rant.